(To A.B Nederskiy)

By Daniil Kharms

My friend collapsed into a comic bath;

Its rim was twirling round and round

A wondrous cow that floated nearby,

Then down a street, which ran above the house

Where sparks were shooting over sand;

This was my friend,

Who paced from room to room,

Dressed in that sock he, like a wizard,

Made with his own hand;

First with the left one,

Then the rest;

At last, he threw himself

Onto a bed of rest;

Meanwhile, a corncake languished In the swamp;

It wore a little hat,

And it would chirp, then moan;

But o, my friend was finished

With his bath by then.